Category: Song Lyrics & Parodies

Inspired by antics at the North Mountain Inn, and by a beloved, dearly departed character, Chubediah

Inserting the lines as a bridge into “Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen” was a brilliant idea, Heaven-sent, Hallelujah, in response to the core line, “Nobody knows but Jesus.”

This song is a ode to the cowboy hat, hand-made on a Cherokee reservation in the late 1990s. I had the pleasure of meeting the Native American who tanned and hand-formed the hat from raw material.

Alright now, dinos and kids, gather ‘round! This one’s for anyone who ever felt down. Ready, band? Let’s roll!

Grab a bottle of ice cold FIREBALL. Pour me a nice long JIGGER. That’s what I’ve come to call pure VIM AND VIGOR.

PINNOCIO RAGDOLL MASH-UP:
Down where the Volga flows – There’s a Russian rendezvous
Where me an

The barkeeps are happy, there’s a line out the door. The dance floor is jumpin’; they come back for more.

1. I’m happy to be married to MichelleThe prettiest little girl I ever sawWhen I walked through the door and first met her,Right before my eyes  -I Saw Stars  2. Well, I’m happy to be…

It’s 4 o’clock in the morning
I haven’t slept a wink
When I saw you there
had to stare
I couldn’t even blink.