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🎶Be True, Be You
Alright now, dinos and kids, gather ‘round! This one’s for anyone who ever felt down. Ready, band? Let’s roll!
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VIM & VIGOR
Grab a bottle of ice cold FIREBALL. Pour me a nice long JIGGER. That’s what I’ve come to call pure VIM AND VIGOR.
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PINOCCHIO “I’ve Got No Strings” Mashup
PINNOCIO RAGDOLL MASH-UP:
Down where the Volga flows – There’s a Russian rendezvous
Where me an
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Porcelain Bar (Stuck in the Stall)
The barkeeps are happy, there’s a line out the door. The dance floor is jumpin’; they come back for more.
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She Can Be A Little Wild
To the tune of “Okie from Muskogee” written by Merle Haggard and Roy Edward Burris Words by Doug BaylissFebruary 19, 2026 1. I’m happy to be married to MichelleThe prettiest little girl I ever sawWhen I walked through the door and first met her,Right before my eyes -I Saw Stars 2. Well, I’m happy to […]
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The Stalker
It’s 4 o’clock in the morning
I haven’t slept a wink
When I saw you there
had to stare
I couldn’t even blink.
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The North Mountain Inn Song
Inspired by antics at the North Mountain Inn, and by a beloved, dearly departed character, Chubediah
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