Song Lyrics & Parodies

Inserting the lines as a bridge into “Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen” was a brilliant idea, Heaven-sent, Hallelujah, in response to the core line, “Nobody knows but Jesus.”

This song is a ode to the cowboy hat, hand-made on a Cherokee reservation in the late 1990s. I had the pleasure of meeting the Native American who tanned and hand-formed the hat from raw material.

Alright now, dinos and kids, gather ‘round! This one’s for anyone who ever felt down. Ready, band? Let’s roll!

Grab a bottle of ice cold FIREBALL. Pour me a nice long JIGGER. That’s what I’ve come to call pure VIM AND VIGOR.

The barkeeps are happy, there’s a line out the door. The dance floor is jumpin’; they come back for more.

To the tune of “Okie from Muskogee” written by Merle Haggard and Roy Edward Burris Words by Doug BaylissFebruary 19, 2026 1. I’m happy to be married to MichelleThe prettiest little girl I ever sawWhen I walked through the door and first met her,Right before my eyes  -I Saw Stars  2. Well, I’m happy to…

It’s 4 o’clock in the morning
I haven’t slept a wink
When I saw you there
had to stare
I couldn’t even blink.

Inspired by antics at the North Mountain Inn, and by a beloved, dearly departed character, Chubediah