To the tune of “Okie from Muskogee” written by Merle Haggard and Roy Edward Burris Words by Doug BaylissFebruary 19, 2026 1. I’m happy to be married to MichelleThe prettiest little girl I ever sawWhen I walked through the door and first met her,Right before my eyes -I Saw Stars 2. Well, I’m happy to…
Author: Doug Bayliss
Winter, 1980
An essay about work, authority, and the systems that continue operating regardless of consequence. Set during the winter of 1980,
A First Day I Won’t Forget
Shortly after I arrived, the placement agency that had sent me there called. They were apologetic. They told me they could reassign me immediately if I wanted out. I told them no. I would stay and complete the job.
📚The Orchard on Briar Lane
As night descends, the orchard’s dangers emerge for Billy and Mia, including deceptive paths and hidden threats that challenge their focus. To navigate safely, they must remain calm, stay aware of their environment, and depend on each other amidst rising panic. Teamwork and vigilance are key to their survival.
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📚Across the Street
Billy and Mia sneak out and witness a serious argument outside a tavern, leading to life-altering choices as rumors spread. They must confront the dilemma of truth-telling, understanding that doing the right thing often carries significant consequences. Their friendship is tested as they navigate the complexities of their decision.
The Pilot Plant
Most days, it was just the two of us. He was older than I was and knew the procedures by heart, the kind of person who respected every step because he understood what depended on it.
The Rain
The expressway wraps the city in monotony, passing warehouses and exits that no longer bother to announce themselves. That night, the rain drenched everything.








