Death: When I am gone and not alive, my exploits never told,
I hope you remember me as I was, before I grew this old.
Author: Doug Bayliss
She Can Be A Little Wild
To the tune of “Okie from Muskogee” written by Merle Haggard and Roy Edward Burris Words by Doug BaylissFebruary 19, 2026 1. I’m happy to be married to MichelleThe prettiest little girl I ever sawWhen I walked through the door and first met her,Right before my eyes -I Saw Stars 2. Well, I’m happy to…
Winter, 1980
An essay about work, authority, and the systems that continue operating regardless of consequence. Set during the winter of 1980,
A First Day I Won’t Forget
Shortly after I arrived, the placement agency that had sent me there called. They were apologetic. They told me they could reassign me immediately if I wanted out. I told them no. I would stay and complete the job.
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Connections
The web was still new then—not vastly public, not casual. Database-driven website connections were custom-built, expensive, and rare.
Lyrical Versifications (Song Parodies)
Song parodies and lyrical mischief
The Pilot Plant
Most days, it was just the two of us. He was older than I was and knew the procedures by heart, the kind of person who respected every step because he understood what depended on it.
The Rain
The expressway wraps the city in monotony, passing warehouses and exits that no longer bother to announce themselves. That night, the rain drenched everything.







